Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Lars Ulrich is gay

Lars Ulrich Enjoys "Bonding" With "Friends" In Bathroom Stalls

First off, I totally stole that headline from Metal Martyr because I really couldn't think of a better one. Now that we got that out of the way, Lars Ulrich recently talked to Blender magazine about what the appeal of cocaine was:
“The bonding,” he tells Blender magazine. “Two guys in a bathroom stall—it feels like the most important place in the whole world in that moment. I’ve actually gone into bathroom stalls with friends since I quit, just so I still have a little bit of that bonding.”
Unbelievable! I don't get this dude. Does he not understand the concept of filtering your thoughts? Does he not know how immensly gay that statement sounds. If not gay, how absurdly retarded it is to go into a bathroom stall with a dude who's doing coke and then not do coke. Why even go into the stall? You have a whole dressing room to bond in. Oh the joys of being rich.

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